Happy Labor Day


Remember, every year on labor day, every working American can ask their boss to do one special favor for them, and if he doesn’t then Labor Dan, the Worker’s Rights gnome, will take them away in his gunnysack.


fun fact: the first time I sucked a dick, the guy was really impressed and when I told him it was my first time he was really surprised so I told him “I read too much homoerotic fanfiction” and he just looked at me and said “please keep reading that shit”